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Teen Wounded in Shooting at Kansas Jewish Community Center
Sun Apr 13, 2014
Christianity basically hijacked the Five Books of Moses / Tanakh / Torah for its "Old Testament." So guess what? If you hate the Jewish religion and its people... guess what? You hate Christians, too. And if you're a Christian hating Jews, then you're an idiot.
Rio Police Oust Thousands in Massive Slum Raid
Fri Apr 11, 2014
And yet, here in our own country, there's little more than contempt for the idea of taking care of the homeless here in America. This incident might be a reflection of Brazil's treatment of its people, but our own homeless situation is a reflection of OUR selfishness as well. "Why should …
What is High-Frequency Trading and What's the Fuss?
Tue Apr 1, 2014
I second that. My 401K tanked around 2006; without ever touching it or changing the percentages of investment directions, my account lost around $5,500 in a matter of five months. (Note: this as BEFORE OBAMA, people--so don't lay this crap on me about "Obama ruined my 401K," because this …
'Out of Options': Veterans With PTSD Hit Pot Underground
Tue Apr 1, 2014
What amazes me is how people are still suckered into believing "antidepressants" actually take away depression--when it can actually increase it, not to mention cause a host of side effects. There are NO antidepressant medications that will work for decades at a time, which is not to say they …
Teen Killed Over Prank Celebrated by Schoolmates and Family
Sat Feb 22, 2014
In reply to: Rockabilly Redcadillac #1 Anything that can be WASHED OFF BY A CAR WASH is not worth endangering someone's life over by firing a "warning shot."
Reporting of school sexual abuse plagued by confusion, spotty data, GAO says
Wed Jan 29, 2014
How about student-on-student attacks? I encountered sexual abuse from a classmate in 8th Grade, but I didn't know how to tell anyone and just found it embarrassing.
Brain-dead pregnant woman's husband named fetus before life support removed
Tue Jan 28, 2014
And to make matters worse, the family can't even release funeral arrangements for people to pay their last respects, because protesters have threatened to show up. The family has watched their loved one's body DECAY before their eyes for the past two months, they watched as the hospital and the Stat …
Holocaust survivor meets her liberator, seven decades later
Tue Jan 21, 2014
Damn. I said that I wanted monkey BREAD, not monkey BRAINS. Can we send it back to the kitchen?
Rusty old Ferrari, as is: could fetch $2 million at auction
Thu Jan 16, 2014
Although I'm sure it wasn't a $2m car, my uncle had an original convertible Ferrari that he bought and kept stored in his garage for decades. It was in near-perfect condition, well-maintained, and used only a couple of times a year to show off at parades. Everything was great with it unt …
Movie-theater texting confrontation may have had prequel
Wed Jan 15, 2014
Christ, people! Can you make it through ONE article without turning it an Obamacare rant? Speaking of mental illness... you have to turn everything into Obama... wah, wah, wah... just READ and REMARK IN CONTEXT.
Questions & Answers
Teens banned from shopping alone on Black Friday at Mall of America
Is 12 too old to trick or treat?
17 or older (in costume!)
Parents debate whether it's OK to let kids pee in public
No! It's just not right.
Ha, made you look.
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