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Benedict Cumberbatch tries on new names for 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'
Fri Jan 23, 2015
Should've wrapped it up with, "My name is Jimmy Kimmel. I have a late-night talk show... oh, you've... never heard of me..."
Lung Cancer for Nonsmokers Still Stained by Stigma
Sat Nov 15, 2014
I spent seven years of my young life (age 7 to 14) all but living in bowling alleys, confronted by the cloud of cigarette smoke that pervaded those buildings in the 1970s and '80s. I also have family that owned old homes with asbestos in them, so was probably exposed to asbestos as well. These …
Dad Shoots and Kills Daughter in Apparent Hunting Accident: Police
Thu Oct 30, 2014
When trekking through the woods while hunting, a weapon belongs in one of two positions: unloaded and in a carrying case over your shoulder (or in a holster if it's a pistol) until you get to your destination (a blind or deer camp), or pointed down and away from yourself and others until the mo …
Toys 'R Us Pulls 'Breaking Bad' Action Figures After Petition
Tue Oct 21, 2014
Exactly how does "Breaking Bad" glamorize the drug trade? Oh, yes, everyone looked like they were having a ball, kicking it beside the ocean day after day in their private cabanas, going to art auctions, jetsetting... Come on. "Breaking Bad" made it clear why you don't want to have …
'Untrue and Hurtful': Family of Ebola Nurse Amber Vinson Says She Wasn't Careless
Sun Oct 19, 2014
In reply to: IndWoman #4.1 They did not "tell her" to get on that airplane-- that decision was her own. What kind of a world do we live in now, where our own personal judgment can be suspended because someone else says it's okay? Knowing what she'd been exposed to, she should have used HE …
Beyond Brittany: Assisted Suicides Happen in Every State, Insiders Say
Sat Oct 18, 2014
My father died in April 2014 of liver and pancreatic cancer. He'd always spoken about taking his own life if he was going to die of a terminal disease, and was never without a gun for nearly 70 years of his 87-year life span. What he had didn't cause him any severe pain, however, an …
Tourist David Willis Trapped for Two Hours in London Waterstones
Fri Oct 17, 2014
The same thing happened to an American comedian several years back (I think Eddie Ifft?), maybe even the same store.
Sayreville Hazing Scandal Leaves Football Town Divided
Sat Oct 11, 2014
How about we put this in another context... If seventeen- and eighteen-year-olds had cornered a fourteen-year-old in a YMCA locker room and stuck a finger into his body, what would happen? Arrests for assault and battery, and a lifelong requirement to inform law enforcement that there is a ped …
Nazi Death Camp Gives Up Its Grim Secrets at Sobibor
Thu Sep 18, 2014
The horrifying nature of what took place in the 1930s and 1940s will never be fully understood, accepted or revealed on its own-- this was all too brutal and heartless that it stretches the boundaries of beliefs for those that can't understand how cruel mankind can be to their own-- but it's de …
Belgian Murderer Frank Van Den Bleeken Granted Right to Die
Mon Sep 15, 2014
In reply to: Flame77_7 #1.2 Interesting editing, but exactly where do we let the state decide everything about our lives and lose our freedom of choice?
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